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| Subject: patawa part 3 :)) Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:01 am | |
| > >JINGGOY: Dad, bakit ba maalat at may asin sa dagat? > >ERAP: Sinadya yan ni Lord para sa ganun hindi mapanis ang mga isda.. > > > >TITSER: Ano ang PAST TENSE sa LABA? > >BOY#1: Naglaba mam! > >TITSER: Tama! Eh, ang present tense? > >BOY#2: Naglalaba! > >TITSER: Tama na naman! Ano naman ang FUTURE TENSE? > >BOY#3: MAGSASAMPAY mam! > > >AMERICAN ENGLISH: > >Eat All You Can, > >don't be shy, > >feel at home! > >IN TAGALOG: > >kain lang kayo ng kain, > >walanghiya kayo, > >pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to! > > >ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES : > >1. Doctors go back to school to be nurses abroad. > >2. Rats are normal house pets. > >3. Soap opera is reality and news provide the dramas of life. > >4. Actors make the rules and politicians provide the entertainment! > > > >ENRIQUE ZOBEL: half Filipino half Spanish. > >HENRY SY: half Filipino half Chinese. > >JUAN FLAVIER: half Filipino half Igorot. > >RAUL ROCO: half Hawaiian half Polo. > >JOHN OSMENA: half Filipino half Filipina. > >MIKE ARROYO: half Filipino half Pork. > >AI AI DELAS ALAS: half Filipino half Moon. > >GMA: half !!.. > > > >TATAY: Bagsak ka na nman! Ba't di mo gayahin si Pedro? Palaging may >honor. > >ANAK:Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro. > >TATAY: Bakit naman? > >ANAK: Matalino ang tatay nun! > > >A song for our Honorable (DAW!) Congressmen and Senators, Mayors and >Governors: > >"BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,KURAKOT, > >KURAKOT,BOOM BOOM BOOM!" > > > >INTERVIEWER: Ano ang plano nyo sa mga homeless? > >ERAP: Marami, kaso may problema. > >INTERVIEWER: Ano po yun? > >ERAP: ang hirap nilang hanapin, kasi wala silang address. > > >MGA JOB TITLES NA DAPAT NANG PALITAN: > >PRESIDENT- pasimuno. > >VICE PRESIDENT- kunsitidor. > >SECRETARY- palsipikador. > >TREASURER- kubrador. > >AUDITOR- kasabwat. > >PUBLIC RELATION OFFICER- tsismoso. > >REPRESENTATIVES- pahamak. > >SPOKESMAN- bolero. > >SGT-AT-ARMS- tirador. > >ADVISER- taga sulsol. > >(mas tama di bah?) > > >JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata. > >TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! >Englisin mo yan! > >JUAN: Paano? > >TATAY: KANG GUD! > > >ERAP: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San >Francisco? > >OPERATOR: Just a minute, Sir.. > >ERAP: Really? Thank you.. > > >Pilita Corrales - Asia's Queen of Songs > >LANI MISALUCHA - Asia 's Nightingale. > >REGINE VELASQUEZ - Asia 's Song Bird. > >GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO - "Mole of Asia " |
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