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PostSubject: laugh trip 1   Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:16 pm

ISANG PROBINSYANONG NAG-_____

RENT NG ROOM SA

HOTEL

PROBNSYANO: Alam ko na probinsyano lang

ako kaya wag mo akong lolokohin. Bakit

ganito room ko? Maliit, walang kama at

bintana. Ang mahal mahal ng bayad ko,

tapos ganito lang?
BELLBOY: Sir nasa elevator palang tayo,

wag ka excited.

________________________
ACCORDING TO SCIENTIFIC STUDIES
1 stick of cigarette
rEdUcEs Life
by 5 minutes.

but SEX
incrEasEs Life
by 10 minutes.

So the bAsic sEnsE
Of this statement is,

Kahit maLakas manigariLyo
bsta maLib0g
matagaL mamatAy

___________________

Teacher: Why are you late??
Jr: mam, ther was a man who lost his P500 bill
Teacher: good!!! you helped him look for it right??
Jr:No Mam!!! tinapakan ko po kasi hanggang sa umalis siya!!!

____________________

Mga tanong na kailangan ng malalim na pag-iisip

1. Ang lamok ba pag natutulog nilalamok din??
2. Puwede bang uminum ng coke kapag coffee break???
3. ang uod ba pag namatay inuuod din???
4. bakit ang blackboard kulay green??
5. ang lason ba pag naexpired nakakalason pa din??
6. nanganganak ba ang mga bakla?? kung hindi.. bakit sila dumadami??
7. pwede bang magdinner ang may dalang lunchbox???
8. pag sinabi bang 6 feet anim ang paa mo??

____________________

Bunso: Itay, tingnan nyo po drawing ko oh
Tatay: wow!! ang galing namang magdrawing ng monkey ng bunso ko
Bunso: Itay, kayo po yan!!!

_____________________

feet
anong feet ang masakit? edi FEETick! hahahaha!

_____________________

Engineer
Nsa palengke ang mayabang engineer.

ENGR: cnu ang gus2ng mkipagtgisan ng talino skin!?

TAMBAY: Ako!

ENGR: Pag nsagot u tnong q, bgyan kta 5000, pg nsagot q nman tnong u, bgyan mo aq ng limang piso…..

TAMBAY: cge ba!!!!

ENGR: what’s the scientific name of a cat?

TAMBAY: ( kinamot ang ulo )Eto, limang piso, hndi q alam e! Aq nman mgttnong sau!

TAMBAY: Anong hayop ang may apat na paa, na pgtwid sa isang bundok ay tatlo nlng ang paa?

ENGR: ( inabot ang 5000 ) Anong hayop ba ito?

TAMBAY: ( dumukot ng limang piso mula sa bulsa ) Di ko rin alam!

HEHEHEHEEHHEH!!!!!!


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