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PostSubject: joke...joke....joke.....   Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:12 am

JUDGE: isa ka palang pusher, kidnapper, gun for hire, gambling lord, swindler at bugaw! Wala ka bang matinong hanapbuhay?
ACCUSED: meron po. Pulis po ako.

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BETH: halata na ang tiyan mo. Bakit hindi pa kayo papakasal ng BF mo?
MARIA: ayaw ng pamilya niya eh.
BETH: sino may ayaw, tatay o Nanay?
MARIA: yung misis niya.

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TEACHER: panget ng name mo, Conrado Domingo! In short, CONDOM!
PUPIL: ok lang po ma'am! Pero mas pangit sa husband ninyo. Supronio Potenciano! In short, SUPOT!

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Quiapo Church :
MRS: Lord, bigyan ninyo ako ng P1,000 kasi anak ko na sa hospital.
Narinig ng pulis, naawa, binigyan ng P500.
MRS: Lord, next time huwag padaan sa pulis, nabawasan agad

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SPANISH TEACHER: class, use PUERA in a sentence.
PUPIL: mi maestros son bonitas (all the teachers are beautiful)
SPANISH TEACHER: oh, that's very flattering, but where's PUERA?
PUPIL: PUERA ka!

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JEEP PASSENGER: manong bayad.
JEEP DRIVER: saan galling?
JEEP PASSENGER: sa akin.
JEEP DRIVER: papunta saan?
JEEP PASSENGER: sayo

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Mister: Kung gagawa ako ng pelikula, gusto ko, ako si ZORRO!
Misis: Eh ako, sino?
Mister: Si DACOS!
Misis: Dacos? Sino 'yun!
Mister: DA COS of all my ZORROs!

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Job interview...
Boss: Ano ang alam mo?
Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis mo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit mo.
Boss: Tanggap ka na!

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Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy na ang misis ko kaya gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding siya...
Jorge: Ano'ng resulta?
Tomas: Nabawasan ng 10 kilos 'yung kabayo!

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Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo?
Anak: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.
Ama: Ano, madali ba?
Anak: Chicken na chicken!
Ama: Anong grade mo?
Anak: Itlog po.

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Dalawang holdaper sa bangko...
Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!
Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!
Holdaper: Gago! Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math. Abangan na lang natin sa balita kung magkano!

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Guro: What is 34 books + 25 books?
Pilo: 59 books po.
Guro: Good. Ang 18 + 29 + 30 books?
Pilo: 77 books.
Guro: Very good. Now, what is 950 + 136 + 672 + 490 + 854 books?
Pilo: Ma'am, library po!

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Pasyente: Okey ba ang services sa ospital na ito?
Doktor: Oo naman. Sigurado 'yon.
Pasyente: Paano kung hindi ako satisfied?
Doktor: Ibabalik namin ang sakit mo.

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PostSubject: Re: joke...joke....joke.....   Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:31 pm

!: pasaway ka talag kua monch
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PostSubject: Re: joke...joke....joke.....   Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:34 pm

bwahaha...muret!!!: : :

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PostSubject: Re: joke...joke....joke.....   Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:13 pm

MAHUSAY!!!!!!!!!

ISA KANG HENYO!!!!!!!!! :bounce:
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PostSubject: Re: joke...joke....joke.....   Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:41 pm

:
ang gaing nmn poh...
ang saya ng jokez mo here...
dag2 kp poh...
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PostSubject: Re: joke...joke....joke.....   Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:59 am

Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: joke...joke....joke.....   Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:21 pm

nakakawala ng stress Very Happy Very Happy mamats koyang
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